Really Fucking Suck

The more I think about it, the more I find that ________ really fucking suck.

In fact, ________ is quite possibly one of the worst damn things on the planet. If ________ disappeared today, I would not shed a tear. A personal note to ________: If you are reading, I hope you die a slow, lingering painful death. You make me physically ill.

Keep a close eye on the domain, because there are a multitude of things that really fucking suck.

________'s Horoscope:
Sagittarius - (Nov 23-Dec 21)
You will locate that bitch who made fun of you in the fifth grade. Unfortunately, she now finds you even more stupid, pathetic and weak than she did back then. Loser.

Is there something you think really fucking sucks? Odds are I do too. Be sure to check back here for things you hate and you think should be utterly destroyed.

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